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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

"What more can really be said other than it's a Michael Bay film? The villains are boring, the dialogue is forced, the action scenes the extended a white nose snore. The whole thing reminds of the Smurfs movie shot in the dark under an ugly green lights filter. It's not bad enough to be interesting, and not good enough to be recommendable."

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film July 2014 poster.jpg
Genre: Adventure
Photography: Color
Running Time: 101 minutes
Country: United States
Release Date: August 8, 2014
Directed by: Jonathan Libesman
Written by: Josh Appelbaum
Andre Nemec
Evan Daugherty
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures
Starring: Megan Fox
Will Arnett
Noel Fisher
Alan Ritchson
Jeremy Howard
Whoopi Goldberg
Next film: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 2014 American superhero film based on the fictional superhero team of the same name, and a reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesGMW film franchise. It was directed by Jonathan Libesman, written by Josh Appelbaum, Andre Nemec, and Evan Daugherty, and opened in cinemas on August 8, 2014.

It received generally negative reviews from critics for the plot, computer-generated effects, and lack of character development. However, it was a box office success, earning $493 million on a $125-150 million budget and became the highest-grossing of the series and highest-grossing movie produced by Nickelodeon Movies.

Plot

Spawned from a lab experiment gone awry, teenage terrapins Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael live in the sewers beneath New York. Although their rodent sensei, Splinter, advises against showing themselves above ground, the justice-loving, pizza-eating brothers can't stand idly by while evil Shredder and his minions terrorize the city. With help from intrepid reporter April O'Neil and her cameraman, the Turtles set out to save New York.

Why It Sucks

  1. The main criticism of the film was the new cast, as they didn't really try too hard to look like the original characters in the original films, and don't necessarily fit or match the roles of the characters from the previous and earlier films. This is noticeable especially between the Turtles, April O' Neil and other characters.
  2. There are several main problems with the characters:
    • The Turtles head designs look like ugly, discounted creatures that look like they had botched head surgery, and their personalities were also flanderized with air-headed noise garbage that happens during the climax. They are also obnoxious, loud, and are sometimes annoying. All of the turtles have no real personality or distinguishing features, with Ralph being a generic "fearless leader".
    • April O'Neil's appearance doesn't match her original appearance as her hair lacks the proper look that the original incarnation of the character had.
    • Shedder is a pretty generic and lame villain who wants to wipe out all of New York City, compared to the original incarnation of the character, who was way more cooler and interesting.
    • Splinter is just plain bad.
  3. Badly-done acting, even from actors such as Will Arnett and Megan Fox.
  4. A tiresome plot and convoluted story-line, which doesn't really seem to follow the franchise at all.
  5. Very unfunny and weak humor, particularly the scene where April O' Neil takes a photo of the turtles.
  6. The grasp of the original films and television shows is very poor: the Turtles, Shredder, Splinter, April O'Neil and other characters all act nothing like their original counterparts or designs.
  7. The movie itself only involves the Turtles trying to save New York City, yet most of the film boils down to a lot of filler, with almost nothing going on during the movie.
  8. Confusing and hard-to-follow climax, especially the fight with Shredder.
  9. Incredibly unlikeable characters (eg. April O' Neil, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Splinter, Shredder), who are very bland and only exist as plot devices.
  10. Wonky camera work. In some scenes where the turtles are fighting, the camera constantly shakes, making the viewer dizzy and resulting in the camera work being very poorly done.
  11. Shameless product placements (eg. Skype, YouTubeRWW, Pizza Hut, and Dunkin' Donuts).
  12. There is language in the film that is incredibly inappropriate for a film aimed at teens.
  13. Overuses a lot of computer-generated imagery, especially for the Turtles.
  14. Awful and clichéd writing, especially compared to the earlier and previous films and television series.
  15. Plot hole: The rich bad guy's plan is to get richer by spreading a deadly virus on New York City and by being the only supplier of the cure. That's already suspicious in itself but the fact he planned to start spraying the gas from the top of the tower means he would be arrested by federal agents right after forensics, camera footage and testimonies would pinpoint the origin of the gas to his property.
  16. The film had been in development for 5 years, so it's not all that surprising that it turned out the way it did.
  17. A heavy-handed message about everyone being family, even when they aren't related.
  18. Misleading title: Despite being called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Turtles get very little screen-time as the first half of the film focuses more on April O'Neil rather than the turtles themselves.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Good soundtrack composed by Brian Tyler.
  2. Some funny moments here and there, particularly the scene where the Turtles are in the elevator and beat-boxing, compared to the previous films.
  3. At least the Turtles body designs are decent, despite the uncanny head designs.
  4. The voice acting for the Turtles is surprising good.
  5. The action sequences are pretty awesome, despite the poor camera work.

Trivia

  • Jane Levy, Anna Kendrick, and Elizabeth Olsen all auditioned for the role of April O'Neil.
  • Sacks was originally going to become the Shredder. However, him not being Japanese and not resembling Oroku Saki at all created backlash, so Shredder was made a separate character clearly depicted as Japanese.

Reception

Critical Response

Rotten TomatoesRWW, a review aggregator, reports that 22% of critics gave the film a positive reviews; the average score is 4.2/10. The critic consensus reads: "Neither entertaining enough to recommend nor remarkably awful, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may bear the distraction of being the dullest movie ever made about talking bipedal reptiles." On MetacriticRWW, the film has a 31 out of 100 based on 33 critics indicating "generally unfavorable reviews." Audience polled by Cinemascore gave the film an average grade of "B" on a scale of A+ to F.

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Se

7 months ago
Score 0
Meh.
 

NostalgiaCriticFTWMichaelBayFTL

4 months ago
Score 0
This movie sucks.
 

Mr. Dready

2 months ago
Score 0

Micheal Bay needs to  

Sure he hasn’t direct this one, but needs stop it with bad movies.

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